"THAT'S the girl i want to show my cock to!!"

ron-2046: Hey you!! :)

Me: HELLO :)
 

Me: sorry about the caps
 

ron-2046: no prob
 

Me: :)
 

ron-2046: you're really interesting!
 

Me: thank you
 

ron-2046: and it's nice of you to im me even though i don't meet your exacting criteria!

WOW! HE READ MY PROFILE. COOL BEANS.
 

ron-2046: know what i think is the most intriguing thing about you?
 

Me: I am happy to chat with anyone .
 

Me: what?
 

ron-2046: that you can't live without "making people wiggle and squirm - physically and mentally!"
 

ron-2046: i love that too, but mostly physically! ;)

WELL, DUH. YOU ARE A GUY. OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO HEAD FOR THE PHYSICAL THING.
 

Me: cool beans
 

ron-2046: so you've got one boyfriend at this point?

IMPRESSIVE. HE DID READ MY PROFILE. AT LEAST TO THAT PART.
 

Me: yes
 

ron-2046: can i ask you a random question?
 

Me: yes
 

ron-2046: do you like it when a guy is shaved smooth?

I HATE QUESTIONS LIKE THIS, BECAUSE I AM A SEX EDUCATOR, SO I HAVE A TENDACY TO ANSWER THEM TRUTHFULLY, IN THE NAME OF EDUCATION. HOWEVER, MOST OF THE TIME THE BOYS JUST ASK TO GAGE IF I AM INTERESTED IN THEM SEXUALLY. SO HERE GOES…
 

Me: it depends on the nature of our realtionship. If I use toys on him, it is better
 

ron-2046: got it . . . i don't smoke! ;)

READ THE PROFILE. HE DOES GET A GOLD STAR FOR THAT.

Me: :)
 

ron-2046: how many people are you im'ing with?

FEELING LEFT OUT?
 

ron-2046: you must be popular, because you're a cute one!
 

Me: just you
 

ron-2046: sweet
 

Me: :)
 

ron-2046: i'm horny (big surprise, huh?)

YEAP, I KNEW THAT WAS COMING. I WILL TAKE BACK MY GOLD STAR.
 

Me: terribly
 

ron-2046: lol
 

ron-2046: cut that out, i'm at work! they'll wonder why i'm laughing in here!
 

Me: :)
 

ron-2046: hmmmm
 

ron-2046: i'm just reading . . .and liking it!
 

Me: reading what? my profile?
 

ron-2046: yes!! silly
 

Me: :)
 

ron-2046: i want to meet you

THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, CONSIDERING YOU LIVE IN ANOTHER STATE & YOU HAVE SAID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INTERESTING TO ME.
 

Me: thank you
 

ron-2046: the pic with the purple hair and glasses is HOT
 

Me: thank you again
 

ron-2046: THAT'S the girl i want to show my cock to!! :)

JEEBUS, WHAT A GENTLEMAN.
 

Me: thanks for sharing
 

ron-2046: lol
 

ron-2046: you're welcome!
 

Me: I was being sarcastic.
 

ron-2046: no, really?
 

Me: yes, really
 

ron-2046:got it!
 

Me: :)
 

ron-2046: so - want to make me squirm?
 

Me: I dont really have the kind of connection with you that would lead me to want to do that. sorry
 

ron-2046: okay! i guess i'll sign off!
 

Me: please