Showing posts with label online conversation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label online conversation. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Arrogant 19-year-old Irish Boy

Boy: so what did you do in the sex industry

Boy: you still active


Me: web design, pro-domme, phone sex, swing club

hostess, etc


Boy: swing clubs rock


Me:
:)

Boy: hostess so your just the ladie who takes coats


Boy: or wher you the type that get involved lol


Me:
No, I get people to have fun

Me:
I am not a swinger, so no.

Boy: awh pity was gonna ask whens your next meet lol


Me:
:)

Boy: iv been to different swinger parties here and the old milfs love attention from young men same over there i hope ?


Me:
single men are not allowed in swing parties, so that usually is not the case

Boy: obviously or then it not swinging lol, iv a swinging partner fear not


Me:
cool beans

Boy: so do they like attention? lol


Me:
everyone likes attention. I dont find older women to be any more desiring of it

Boy: not even from young lovin' lol


Boy: so what you up to at the mo anyhow


Me:
no, in fact I find that most women are nor into anyone younger than 30.

Boy: awh dam


Me:
:)

Boy: and i was hoping on some milf eating


Me:
uh huh

Boy: well il stay at Irish swinging then lol


Me:
cool beans

Me:
I am surprised you allow into the clubs, considering you are not 21.

Boy: lol


Me:
:)

Me:
lol lol like i said irish women love a young fit man

Me:
young fir man & a child are two different things

Boy: lol lol im not a child. thats illegal im a man with the gear for work in prime


Me:
May I ask you something personal?

Boy: yeah


Me:
are you a virgin?

Boy: lol lol lol lol


Boy: no


Me:
I ask, because you are very arrogant when it comes to your sexuality. I find that most people who talk about it so arrogantly are not having it. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin.

Me:
Most people of your age have not had a very meaningful sex life.

Boy: im arrogant in what form. lol im just a straght talker im young fit in good shape and mature women love me


Me:
then why are you on here?

Boy: lol im finished college iv had lots of meaningful love


Me:
okay

Boy: looking for mature women cause they are looser if you dont mind me being rude


Me:
why do you consider them losers?

Boy: looser not losers


Boy: loose as in wild in bet, real good loose pussies being the slang lol


Me:
I see.

Boy: lol im sure


Me:
Well, I wish you the best in finding whatever it is you are looking for.

Boy: lol thanks


Me:
anything else, before I say good-bye?

Boy: lol mail me if your ever in ireland to see if im really a virgin lol lol


Me:
No, thanks.

Really? I don't think so.

Me: I see that you have a change in status to "seeing someone"

Boy: yeah cause too many IMs freeze my computer

Me: what does that have to do with the change in status?

Boy: less people IMing me obviously

Me: that many girls are IMing you, huh?

Boy: lol im cute! lol jk

Me: uh huh. How do you expect people to take interest in you, if you are seeing someone? Why not just turn off your IMs?

Boy: they just have to trust me

Me: uh huh. are you really that naive?

Boy: im just truthful

Me: Uh huh

Me: mostly men contacting you?

Boy: huh

Boy: y

Boy: are you that naive

Me: I have a very hard time believing that so many girls would contact you that it would shut down your system.

Monday, October 29, 2012

God only knows where this one was going...

Boy: you are a very beautiful lady

Me: thank you


Boy: I hope my profile is ok


Me: ok? I am not sure what you mean.


Boy: are you open minded ? may I be open


Boy: my daughter had her girl friend sleep over last night


Me: i did not answer your question.


Boy: ok ?


Me: I am open minded. however, i think discussing things of a sexual nature with a stranger is tacky.


Boy: ok I understand sorry


Me: why are you apologizing?


Boy: dont have anyone to talk too but thanks understand


Boy: I have no wish to be TACKY


Me: cool beans


Me: anything else?


Boy: no thank you


Me: have a good day then. toodles

Sunday, October 28, 2012

"SO STOP TAUGHNTING BECAUSE I"M WHITE"

Hello, Matthew~

You may be wasting your time with me. I am only interested in having relationships with people in person. So, chatting with me, may not be to your advantage. I thought I would just be honest & direct with you.


Thanks,

Me

***********************


YOU GO ON YOUR WAY! SO STOP TAUGHNTING BECAUSE I"M WHITE YOU FAGGIT LOVER!


***********************


Yeap, you are a keeper. Thanks for making other people look good.


Cheers,

Me

**********************


Your so welcome. I love feeling good knowing I get e-mails. When people look good, that makes me feel good. I let God, and people be my judge, even when times are not easy.


Cheers,

Matthew

P.S. When I stand on a good rock, it helps see the world better.



AT THIS POINT, I AM UNDER THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT THIS PERSON MAY BE MANIC DEPRESSIVE, CONSIDERING HIS EMAIL EXCHANGE GOES FROM WORDS OF HATE TO WORDS OF SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT. EITHER WAY, WE WILL HAVE NO MORE COMMUNICATIONS.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

"THAT'S the girl i want to show my cock to!!"

ron-2046: Hey you!! :)

Me: HELLO :)
 
Me: sorry about the caps
 
ron-2046: no prob
 
Me: :)
 
ron-2046: you're really interesting!
 
Me: thank you
 
ron-2046: and it's nice of you to im me even though i don't meet your exacting criteria!

WOW! HE READ MY PROFILE. COOL BEANS.

 
ron-2046: know what i think is the most intriguing thing about you?
 
Me: I am happy to chat with anyone .
 
Me: what?
 
ron-2046: that you can't live without "making people wiggle and squirm - physically and mentally!"
 
ron-2046: i love that too, but mostly physically! ;)

WELL, DUH. YOU ARE A GUY. OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO HEAD FOR THE PHYSICAL THING.

 
Me: cool beans
 
ron-2046: so you've got one boyfriend at this point?

IMPRESSIVE. HE DID READ MY PROFILE. AT LEAST TO THAT PART.

 
Me: yes
 
ron-2046: can i ask you a random question?
 
Me: yes
 
ron-2046: do you like it when a guy is shaved smooth?

I HATE QUESTIONS LIKE THIS, BECAUSE I AM A SEX EDUCATOR, SO I HAVE A TENDACY TO ANSWER THEM TRUTHFULLY, IN THE NAME OF EDUCATION. HOWEVER, MOST OF THE TIME THE BOYS JUST ASK TO GAGE IF I AM INTERESTED IN THEM SEXUALLY. SO HERE GOES…

 
Me: it depends on the nature of our realtionship. If I use toys on him, it is better
 
ron-2046: got it . . . i don't smoke! ;)

READ THE PROFILE. HE DOES GET A GOLD STAR FOR THAT.


Me: :)
 
ron-2046: how many people are you im'ing with?

FEELING LEFT OUT?

 
ron-2046: you must be popular, because you're a cute one!
 
Me: just you
 
ron-2046: sweet
 
Me: :)
 
ron-2046: i'm horny (big surprise, huh?)

YEAP, I KNEW THAT WAS COMING. I WILL TAKE BACK MY GOLD STAR.

 
Me: terribly
 
ron-2046: lol
 
ron-2046: cut that out, i'm at work! they'll wonder why i'm laughing in here!
 
Me: :)
 
ron-2046: hmmmm
 
ron-2046: i'm just reading . . .and liking it!
 
Me: reading what? my profile?
 
ron-2046: yes!! silly
 
Me: :)
 
ron-2046: i want to meet you

THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, CONSIDERING YOU LIVE IN ANOTHER STATE & YOU HAVE SAID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INTERESTING TO ME.

 
Me: thank you
 
ron-2046: the pic with the purple hair and glasses is HOT
 
Me: thank you again
 
ron-2046: THAT'S the girl i want to show my cock to!! :)

JEEBUS, WHAT A GENTLEMAN.

 
Me: thanks for sharing
 
ron-2046: lol
 
ron-2046: you're welcome!
 
Me: I was being sarcastic.
 
ron-2046: no, really?
 
Me: yes, really
 
ron-2046:got it!
 
Me: :)
 
ron-2046: so - want to make me squirm?
 
Me: I dont really have the kind of connection with you that would lead me to want to do that. sorry
 
ron-2046: okay! i guess i'll sign off!
 
Me: please