Sunday, July 8, 2012

Chinese Hoochie Momma

One of the reasons I find James so desirable is his innate ability to be entertaining & make me laugh.  One of the things we love to do is watch people.  The absolute best place in our area to do that is a horrible Chinese buffet a few miles away.  The food is horrendous, but the people watching is fabulous.  My favorite was a middle aged hoochie momma, who from the waist up was dressed relatively decent, compared to the others around her.  However, everything from the waist down was horrific.  Ass cheeks falling out her too tight coohie cutters, platform shoes she kept tripping over, with ripped stocking.  It was fabulous, because as she was moving through the seating area, she looked fine, but when she showed her full form, at the buffet area, she made our jaws collectively drop!  FABULOUSLY FUCKED UP.

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