Saturday, June 1, 2013

Cell Phones & Texting Etiquette


It is very common for sexworkers & clients to communicate by cell phone & texting.  Do not be a dumb ass & use your personal or professional cell phone.  Yes, I know it seems like a very easy thing to do.  However, you are a moron if you do.  Go & purchase a cheap prepaid cell phone.  You can get them all over the place, including gas stations.  When you purchase the phone, you will have to load minutes on the phone with a phone card.  Purchase the card with the lowest minutes, considering you are probably not going to be seeing a whore daily. You should throw the phone away at least every 6 months or if your favorite whore has been arrested.  Yes, I am being very serious.  When you set up your voicemail, let your number, not your name be announced.  There is no need for your voice to be recorded.

Do not text a sexworker.  She will have a permanent record of everything you are texting.  If her phone is confiscated, during an arrest, your stupidity is going to shine, like a polished turd.

When you call, be very polite.  Ask if it's a good time to talk.  On the phone, do not give your real name.  Give your whoremongering name, as you have it in your emails.  Never refer to sex or money, when you call.  Actually, never refer to sex and money at all, not in person, by phone or email.

A good introduction would be..

"Hello.  My name is Mike.  I recently saw your wonderful reviews on The Erotic Review.  I am very interested in meeting you & I noticed, based upon reading your website, that you prefer talking on the phone rather than emailing.  I wanted to know what's the next thing I need to do, in order to visit."

You see that?  Nice pleasant introduction, giving her a compliment, alluding to her website, without bringing up sex or money.  Mike would be good to go in this situation. :)


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