Today,
I went to my probation intake. A probation intake is when a person is
processed for probation. I had one of those surreal moments, when I had
to give a pee test for drugs. I took a potty buddy with me, in order to
prevent me from puncturing a vial of clean pee that could have been
shoved up my twat. (That is something I have wanted to try for years!)
While
on the potty, I mentioned that I had always had a difficult time peeing
in front of people, even in a full SCUBA diving outfit, in the middle
of the ocean. My potty buddy went on to say that she had hoped to go
SCUBA diving too, although her first goal was to travel to the
Caribbean. You know I just never thought I would have a conversation
about Jamaica, while peeing in front of someone!
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