"Don't be naughty, Alex"

The set up of the agency is I have a group of girls who are listed on the agency website as agency girls. Once they get great reputations & their own place to entertain they become "independent girls".  However, in reality, I am answering all the phones.  

Alex, a new regular, who has been seeing the girls for the last two months, emailed Tonya, asking for a visit today at 2:30pm, which she agreed to.  Ten minutes later, he emailed someone else, requesting the same time.  I knew what he was doing & replied to his email, saying no one was available at 2:30pm, knowing he already scheduled the visit with Tonya.  He did not let it go.  This time he called the agency & asked if I wasn't sure someone was not available.  I said "Aren't you seeing Tonya at 2:30pm?"  He was speechless.  I then said "Don't be naughty, Alex".  He apologized profusely & hung up.  10 minutes later, he texted Tonya to cancel the visit.  Gee, I wonder why?  Guilt must have set in & he could not face her in person.

Men can be such dumb asses around pussy.

Email Address Set Up & Etiquette

Before you begin finding a reputable sexworker, you have to set up a few things to protect yourself & your privacy.  First, create an email address that is specifically for whoremongering.  Do not be a dumb ass & use your current personal, school, or business email address.

Yes, I know what you are thinking.

1.  "Maybe she will feel more comfortable if she sees I am a legitimate business owner & therefore, my business email address will help in that endevour".

2.  "I have not used my current email address for anything important & therefore, there is no need to get another one."

WRONG!  I had one who emailed me from his old college email account, after he had long since graduated.  When I did a search on Google for anything connected to his email address, nothing popped up.  However, when I went to the school's website & popped in his email address to search EVERYTHING popped up, from his full name to his birth date, as well as all the papers for which he had received awards.

Just assume all of your old email addresses are linked to something you do not want a complete stranger, doing something illegal to know.  It's that simple.  Just get a new email address, specifically for whoring.  My favorite email program happens to be Gmail.

Once you set up your account, be sure to use a fake name when you register.  Make is sound legitimate, such as "Richard Evans", not "Pussy Licker" (Yes, I really did get that one).  Make the email address sound legitimate too, such as "MatthewHarrington@gmail.com", not "IPay4Pussy@gmail.com"

Remember, reputable providers are looking for signs & reasons not to see you.  Do not give them one.

In your email, be very polite & not a horny dumb ass, with poor grammar, who alludes to sex and money.  Something like..

"Hello.  My name is Mike.  I recently saw your wonderful reviews on The Erotic Review.  I am very interested in meeting you & I noticed, based upon reading your website, that you prefer emailing, rather than talking on the phone.  I wanted to know what's the next thing I need to do, in order to visit."

You see that?  Nice pleasant introduction, giving her a compliment, alluding to her website, without bringing up sex or money.  Mike would be good to go in this situation. :) 

Cell Phones & Texting Etiquette

It is very common for sexworkers & clients to communicate by cell phone & texting.  Do not be a dumb ass & use your personal or professional cell phone.  Yes, I know it seems like a very easy thing to do.  However, you are a moron if you do.  Go & purchase a cheap prepaid cell phone.  You can get them all over the place, including gas stations.  When you purchase the phone, you will have to load minutes on the phone with a phone card.  Purchase the card with the lowest minutes, considering you are probably not going to be seeing a whore daily. You should throw the phone away at least every 6 months or if your favorite whore has been arrested.  Yes, I am being very serious.  When you set up your voicemail, let your number, not your name be announced.  There is no need for your voice to be recorded.

Do not text a sexworker.  She will have a permanent record of everything you are texting.  If her phone is confiscated, during an arrest, your stupidity is going to shine, like a polished turd.

When you call, be very polite.  Ask if it's a good time to talk.  On the phone, do not give your real name.  Give your whoremongering name, as you have it in your emails.  Never refer to sex or money, when you call.  Actually, never refer to sex and money at all, not in person, by phone or email.

A good introduction would be..

"Hello.  My name is Mike.  I recently saw your wonderful reviews on The Erotic Review.  I am very interested in meeting you & I noticed, based upon reading your website, that you prefer talking on the phone rather than emailing.  I wanted to know what's the next thing I need to do, in order to visit."

You see that?  Nice pleasant introduction, giving her a compliment, alluding to her website, without bringing up sex or money.  Mike would be good to go in this situation. :)

James & Waxing

Last night, while out getting James's haircut, I convinced him to have his eyebrows waxed.  He got a funny awkward look on his face, but agreed.  He went through the process, as I giggled, ending up with red eyes & a temporarily sore brow.  While in the car, he asked "Are you happy now?"  I said yes.  He replied, "You know I only do that to make you laugh?!"  

Sigh... I love James :)

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10 Life-Enhancing Things You Can Do in Ten Minutes or Less

http://www.psychologytoday.com/print/40925/

By Barton Goldsmith, Ph.D.

Created Apr 17 2010 - 9:48am

It usually takes us much longer to change our moods than we’d like it to take. Here are ten things you can do in ten minutes or less that will have a positive emotional effect on you and those you love.

1.    Watch "The Last Lecture" by Randy Pausch. See it online at Oprah.com. This is a deeply moving segment that may be the best ten minutes you've ever invested in front of a computer.

2.    Spend a little while watching the sunset with your mate. Nothing extra is necessary. Just sit and take in the natural beauty of the sky and appreciate being able to share it with the one you love.

3.    Sit quietly by yourself. It doesn't really matter where or when. Just let your feelings bubble up and then experience the thoughts flowing out of your mind. Clearing your head and heart will give you extra energy to get through the rest of the day.

4.    Write a thank you note to your mate. When was the last time you thanked your partner for just being who he or she is and being with you? Doing this in writing will give your partner something to cherish for the rest of his or her life.

5.    Take out your oldest family photo album and look through it. The experience will fill you with fond memories and perhaps make you a bit wistful for days gone by.

6.    Play with a child. Most kids have short attention spans; ten minutes of quality time from a loving adult can make their day. It will also help you stay in touch with the child inside of you.

7.    Visualize or imagine a positive outcome for any issue. Medical doctors recommend visualization to patients with chronic and potentially fatal illnesses. If it can help them, it can do the same for you. 

8.    Go to bed with the one you love ten minutes earlier than usual. Then spend that time just holding each other. Let the feeling of warmth from your mate move through you.

9.    Hang out by some water. Studies show that hospital patients who can see a natural body of water from their beds get better at a 30 percent faster rate. If you're not near the coast or a lake, try taking a bath. Doing so is also healing.

10.  Get your body moving. Shake, twist, and jump around. Let yourself feel the joy of moving to your favorite music, or just the sounds in your head. Run, walk, and bike to your hearts content. You will live longer and love it more.

Sadly, many people measure happiness by how long the experience lasts. The truth is that a few minutes of joy here and there can make a big difference in what you get out of life.

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